Fact: I am obsessed with the License Plate Game.
Rules of the Game:
- Any person in the car may participate.
- If/When you see a car with a license plate displaying a state other than the state you are residing you, you yell it out.
- After yelling it out, you may proceed to lightly tap and/or punch any/all people in the car.
I don't know if obsessed is even the right word. It's become almost second nature for me to zone in on the license plates of cars, so I can find out-of-state plates and yell it out and punch everyone in the car. A normal day of license plate hunting usually results in about 30 (plus or minus a few) punches from yours truly.
Pathetic is not the word I would use, but others might. It has gotten to the point where I don't even need to see the name of the plate - I just KNOW state by the color and design of its plate.
Like this one. But this one isn't too hard to recognize and/or miss.
They are EVERYWHERE. I think it's because people like to flaunt that they are from California, so they drive all over the country with their coveted 'Cali' license plates so others can see. (Don't worry, I'm not hating on you guys. I still love the Daisy Dukes and the Sun-Kissed skin. Go Golden Coast!)
And I'm am just waiting for the day when I see one of these on the mainland. It will be a day to go down in history. Hawaii has a special place in my heart.
Anyway, be warned - don't get in the car with me unless you know what you are getting yourself into.
Speaking of license plates...
-This is my dad's. It means "It Goes" in German.
Fitting right? I mean, the thing really does go. I've been in it when he drove it at like 120mph or somethin.
Are you ok? You're looking a little green with envy.
- If I got a custom license plate, I'm thinkin' something like this.
- And then I would get this to go with it.
or this one.
I'm slightly obsessed with Harry Potter.
(slightly in this sentence means sickeningly - we'll talk about this later)
Moral of the story: Car rides should never. I repeat NEVER be boring. Look around you, I'm sure there is some license plates from out of state, meaning you get to punch someone, or there are funny things to be read.
So basically, quit whining and pay attention to the world around you, it's more enjoyable that way.
That's a good lesson, right?
challenge accepted
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